ARE TERRIFYING!
First of all, there's always a shifty-looking lock. Like that little button in the middle of the doorknob -- how the heck is that supposed to keep the door from being opened?
Second of all, the toilet, it's like a MILE away from the door! So, IF that shifty lock didn't work there's NO way you'll be able to keep the door shut without catapaulting yourself across the room with your pants around your ankles!
And third of all, too much space. A toilet in the middle of a stadium is what it feels like. Definitely.
Fourth of all, tricksy wallpaper. You know what I'm talking about. Like, wallpaper with little ridges that might hide creepy things written underneath. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean.
Anyways, they make me nervous.
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Oh I KNOW what you mean!
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