My (one) Grandma's Wisdom

I was going to tell you the context, but I think it’s funnier if I don’t.

--“We’re going to have to PAY someone in a suit of armor to get rid of it.”

--“Well, I wasn’t here to tell it where to go, you see – and you cannot let grape vine decide for itself.”

--“Well, rosebushes are man-eating beasts, and I’ve worked with them for 50 years, so I can say that.” ☺