THIS JUST IN:

This is very important. I mean, seriously, NEWS WORTHY.

I'm surprised the M'ville Tribune wasn't all over this...seriously.

So, while running errands the other day, an unprecedented event occurred.

In the same grocery store, at the same time, in the very same aisle --- were two of M'ville's possibly four homosexuals. !!!!!!

I'm serious. Me and the guy scanning my groceries -- who woulda thunk it.